ROUTINE INTEVIEW OF POI: SUSPECT WAS LOCATED BY CLARION SS AND ORBITING C/S. RETRIEVED USING COERSION AND SUBVERSIVE TACTICS AND APREHENDED IN HOLLAND. RESISTANCE WAS MINIMAL. SUSPECT REQUESTED A PHONE CALL AND ACCESS TO A WAFFLE STAND. SUSPECT ALSO EXHIBITED AN UNUSUAL OBSESSION FOR CHOCOLATE, AND REPEATEDLY REQUESTED SUSTINENCE – ALL TO BE WASHED DOWN WITH IRN BRU. SOURCES INDICATE THIS BEVERAGE IS BANNED IN THREE SYSTEMS.
THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL IS AN EXTRACT OF THE INTERVIEW CARRIED OUT ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DTG. LOCATION: CLASSIFIED.
1. FOR THE RECORD, STATE YOUR NAME AND GAMERTAG.
Matthew Ashworth – macca chief.
2. HOW AND WHEN DID YOU GET INTO HALO?
I first played Halo CE on my brother-in-law’s Xbox in about 2002. I bought my own Xbox in 2003 and haven’t stopped playing Halo since.
3. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET FROM THE HALO UNIVERSE, AND WHY?
Any of the AIs, because, who wouldn’t want to talk to an Artificial Intelligence? And the Chief of course…
4. TELL US: WHICH HALO GAME IS YOUR FAVOURITE, AND WHY?
Halo 2 is my favourite Halo game. So many good memories and I met a lot of good friends on there. Also, the online gameplay was nothing I’d ever come across before.
5. WHAT KEEPS YOU COMING BACK?
The story, the gameplay, the characters, the game developers, my friends and most importantly the Halo community!!
6. WHAT KEEPS YOU BUSY?
Work generally, but drawing is my other main hobby after gaming. Love making up my own Spartan designs. http://macca-chief.deviantart.com/
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7. AS A FAN, IN WHAT DIRECTION WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE HALO FRANCHISE?
I’d love to see more of the Forerunners and the Precursors, which could easily lead to more advanced weaponry/armour/vehicles and even bigger battles. The multiplayer needs to stay as fast as (most of) the other Halo games, with some better network code to reduce lag! Need bigger, better maps for multiplayer. I’d really like to see more spin off games including, dare I say it, another Halo Wars!!
IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT POI BE MONITORED ON A REGULAR BASIS. THOUGH HE DEMONSTRATES TACTICAL AND STRATEGIC VERSATILITY, IT IS THE OPINION OF THIS DEPT. THAT POI IS NOT CONSIDERED HOSTILE. HOWEVER, THAT BEING SAID, HE DOES PERUSE ONLINE DOMAINS WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC WHO MAY REQUIRE INTERVENTION. RELEASE WITHOUT CHARGE.
AND REMEMBER, CITIZEN, IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU WERE NEVER HERE